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Wait, so you knew about it, posted in a separate thread anyway, and it was a repost to boot?

You're a special sort of stupid.

Keep the funnies coming!

wait.. so i didnt know about it, didnt realize i had to check this stupid thread everytime i see something on the internet, and undoubtedly the 500 posts its going to no doubt contain sometime soon.

its a dumb idea.

looks like that special sort of stupid is contagious boys

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That fmylife.com site is full of LOL's (in a concentrate!)

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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A fellow bought a new 'Vette and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open it up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and opened it up further. The needle hit 100, 110... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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Two engineering students were walking

across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The

second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own

business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to

the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The

second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably

wouldn't have fit."

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