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A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of

beer'. Some interesting responses :

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the

prettier my mom gets.'

--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on

television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '

--Mellanie, 7 years old

'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it

and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very

funny.'

--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they

drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good

thing.'

--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants

sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.

--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One

time he danced right into the pool.'

--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the

sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'

--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'

--Shirley, 7 years old

'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my

father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go

bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any

sense..'

--Jack, 7 years

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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed." :huh:

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A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on

the Richter scale hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a

million were injured. The country is totally ruined

and the government doesn't know where to start

and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican

Army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community {except France} is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to

replace the dead ones.

God bless America!!!!

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A man goes to his Dr.s office and says "Doc.. I can't tell if my wife has AIDS, or alzheimers, what should I do?". The Dr. replys "Drive your wife to the edge of town and leave her there. if she finds her way home.. DON'T fuck her".

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<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/106709219_6c8be9703b.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

thats a cool card. but my pickset is bettter... i will have to post a picture later due to my camera missing.

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Why does the bride smile so pretty at the wedding?

Because she knows she just gave her LAST Blowjob....

A woman parks in a handicapped space and a cop shouts at her, "What's

your disability?'

She yells back, "Tourettes. Now go fuck yourself, you piece of

shit."

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Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing...

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover...

You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...

You circle the car looking for dents and find none...

But ... Wait...

Wait...just a damn minute...

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