Mossback Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 A winter statistic 98% OF AMERICAN’S SAY ' OH SHIT ' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE REDNECKS AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Thought I'd resurrect this thread. This is both funny and amazing. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge? Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc. This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Let Me Google That For You... They even have'live feed' of what people are LMGTFY-ing... http://live.lmgtfy.com/ LOL. "Camel toe turf toe" x 4 times LOL x 2 chris hansen a good 15 times so far lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Thought I'd resurrect this thread. This is both funny and amazing. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge? Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc. This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it. funny, but a 27+ year old urban legend :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Still so epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Still so epic! yes, definitely --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caanglin Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 ^Truly unexpected ending. :tup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, "three wood." I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard "three wood." I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of the tee box, and he was telling me to use my three wood. I thought it was stupid but I was playing so badly that I thought nothing could hurt me so I took out my three wood. It was a long par four, and I hit the ball straight 250 yards with that three wood. Since the frog seemed to be lucky I picked him up and took him along with me. At the next whole he told me to use my five iron. It was a par three and I got my first hole in one ever. I made a least a birdie on all the rest of the holes, and all I had to do was listen to that frog. That night I took the frog to the casino in my hotel. We played Roulette. I put my money where the frog said and won on every spin of the wheel. After that I was tired so I went up to bed. I took the frog out of my pocket and put it on the dresser. Suddenly it looked at me and said, "kiss me." Now I wasn't about to kiss a frog, but the frog asked me again. So I kissed the frog and it turned into the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen in your entire life. And that your honor is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted August 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 funny, but a 27+ year old urban legend Link for anyone who wants to read about it, someone tried to trace it. http://www.snopes.co...ss/bothered.asp Now I'm actually curious about something in that story that some divorce-court pro's might be able to answer: If he married this woman, and she cheated before the marrage, she is not an adultress right? So this is just a normal old "I hate the bitch" divorse. She gets half right? So if he had any money, he would have screwed himself without a prenup. Oh, and Timbo, I love the thread revival :tup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 It's fornication before marriage and can only be adultery after marriage. And since all 50 States now have no fault divorce laws, cheating only matters when it comes to negotiating custody (depending on the nature of the infidelity) and prenups in general though a few States still consider cheating as a variable against determining alimony and asset distribution. It could be argued that she went into the marriage contract in bad faith if this was more than a one time encounter. Most States call for equal distribution of marital assets. But since the divorce happens immediately following the wedding the key question would be whether they lived together prior to marriage and what assets were jointly acquired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 who are these people and where did they come from!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bdimag Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 "to make a long story short-- wait let me backtrack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 How many ways can Nick Cage lose his shit. (Audio is NSFW) http://youtu.be/xP1-oquwoL8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted September 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 I imagine that is EXACTLY what he did when he got the call from the IRS. All 4 minutes of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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