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Her and I are jokingly getting married. We're going to Vegas and Im going armed with a prenup lol

Your doomed

If she's crazy (like most of them) jokingly isn't always a joke after awhile hahahahaha

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She's a project coordinator, hot, going to law school and has a BMW. This doomed doesn't sound so bad lol.

I'm getting old spencer and I've exhausted all my options. I'm not coming back from Vegas single. I'm marrying someone or something, preferably a beer if it's something.

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FML I'm trying to find a picture where she isnt plastered but I don't think I have any. lol Anyways she's on the right.

I'll just leave you guys with the most recent one of Elisha. I couldnt tell at the time but I think she's the devil...

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She's either a mule or your hiding something! Lololololololol

Does she have a penis?

No, mine were just all taken when I was trashed and I cut off her head most of the time. Here I pulled this one. She's on the left. Creepers lol

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Austin you can't be serious about going to Vegas and getting married. I may be 19 and naive but even I know that's crazy. Wait.

Fuck no I'm not serious. I'm walking down to the courthouse tomorrow. That's much cheaper.

One thing I have learned about this is if I drop the "M" word 3/4ths of my friends are like NOOOO you can't get married. I've heard I'm not marriage material to I'm an asshole to marriage is for old people. My friends are so supportive lol.

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. I've heard I'm not marriage material to I'm an asshole to marriage is for old people. My friends are so supportive lol.

Wtf would tell you that? Your friends are dicks if thy are Saying that! Out of my close group of friends from high school 7 guys, I'm the only one not married, so I'm not gonna say its for old people, but don't get hitched (especially when your in school) just for convenience

Buy a fifth of Johnny walker, buy a fleshlight, lock the doors, turn off your phone, and it's game on!

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