flyfishing3 Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 1. over 40 2. passed out before 3. member of VS for 3yrs/1000 posts 4. Not a virgin 5. Must wear cloths that are over 10 years old still. 6. Must have seen a Urologist 7. Elgible for AARP 8. Needs helper glasses. 9. Half enjoy embarassing your kids with old quotes, attire, snuggling with sig. other 10.Must go to a barber 11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard 12.Black socks during the summer with shorts 13.Know your going to get the gout. 14. Must know the shingles aren't only on the roof 15. Disco isn't dead 16. Been to a GTG 17. Must never trust a fart Step up and be accounted for you seasoned citizens. we are the largest growing demographic here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Lol, I did a little high-level vetting per fearless leader's instructions. From what I can tell: Dan A , 854TGA+, the commissar and EVLWAGN (he'll be 40 in a couple of days) meet. Honorable mention (age wise) RSterns, boxpin, krn, washdup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I can almost check all of those off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesoam Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 I was going to ask if you maybe put in an early admittance application... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64pvolvo1800 Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 1. over 40 2. passed out before 3. member of VS for 3yrs/1000 posts 4. Not a virgin 5. Must wear cloths that are over 10 years old still. 6. Must have seen a Urologist 7. Elgible for AARP 8. Needs helper glasses. 9. Half enjoy embarassing your kids with old quotes, attire, snuggling with sig. other 10.Must go to a barber 11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard 12.Black socks during the summer with shorts 13.Know your going to get the gout. 14. Must know the shingles aren't only on the roof 15. Disco isn't dead 16. Been to a GTG Step up and be accounted for you seasoned citizens. we are the largest growing demographic here. Damn, it's lonely at the top, Mike. 15/16, Fuck Disco. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyROTech Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 glad im not an old man like you guys. But that lists does have a few coincidences. Can i add some? -had or has considered a vasectomy -preparation h or similar -significant other does your clothing shopping for you (when you need things like socks and underwear) -has realized maybe the couple bucks it costs the dealer is worth not having to get the car up and get dirty for a simple oil change (assuming they can do it without fucking it up) -coming to the conclusion that maybe you dd doesnt need to be stripped like a track car since you like your internal organs, a/c, and radio. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldebaran Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 I almost qualify so you have some company. Almost 40 in a week or so. Don't you have to be over 50 to qualify for AARP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtrooper1 Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 I just hit 30 and can check off quite a few.... Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Don't you have to be over 50 to qualify for AARP? My 21 YO son got "invited a couple of weeks ago. They've been sending me lit for 20 years, so if you really want to join, go for it.........I think you get better shiz from AAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzimark Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard I'm 24 and I've done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheapwagon Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 I just hit 30 and can check off quite a few.... Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Me too.. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfishing3 Posted September 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 17. Must never trust a fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcaddell Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Be 31 in a few months and can check off 11 of the 17. I don't get the gout much anymore ... I take pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swc75 Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Relax, There is nothing to fear except a Wet Fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Migilla Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Add: Can remember when a nice Jag XKE could be had for under $2K. Knows what car The Saint drove on the TV show when they were first run episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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