Old Man Crew

[flyfishing3]

1. over 40

2. passed out before

3. member of VS for 3yrs/1000 posts

4. Not a virgin

5. Must wear cloths that are over 10 years old still.

6. Must have seen a Urologist

7. Elgible for AARP

8. Needs helper glasses.

9. Half enjoy embarassing your kids with old quotes, attire, snuggling with sig. other

10.Must go to a barber

11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard

12.Black socks during the summer with shorts

13.Know your going to get the gout.

14. Must know the shingles aren't only on the roof

15. Disco isn't dead

16. Been to a GTG

17. Must never trust a fart

Step up and be accounted for you seasoned citizens. we are the largest growing demographic here.

[Mossback]

Lol,

I did a little high-level vetting per fearless leader's instructions.

From what I can tell: Dan A , 854TGA+, the commissar and EVLWAGN (he'll be 40 in a couple of days) meet.

Honorable mention (age wise) RSterns, boxpin, krn, washdup

[gdizzle]

I can almost check all of those off...

[Mesoam]

I was going to ask if you maybe put in an early admittance application...

[64pvolvo1800]

1. over 40

2. passed out before

3. member of VS for 3yrs/1000 posts

4. Not a virgin

5. Must wear cloths that are over 10 years old still.

6. Must have seen a Urologist

7. Elgible for AARP

8. Needs helper glasses.

9. Half enjoy embarassing your kids with old quotes, attire, snuggling with sig. other

10.Must go to a barber

11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard

12.Black socks during the summer with shorts

13.Know your going to get the gout.

14. Must know the shingles aren't only on the roof

15. Disco isn't dead

16. Been to a GTG

Step up and be accounted for you seasoned citizens. we are the largest growing demographic here.

Damn, it's lonely at the top, Mike.

15/16, Fuck Disco.

[PyROTech]

glad im not an old man like you guys. But that lists does have a few coincidences. Can i add some?

-had or has considered a vasectomy

-preparation h or similar

-significant other does your clothing shopping for you (when you need things like socks and underwear)

-has realized maybe the couple bucks it costs the dealer is worth not having to get the car up and get dirty for a simple oil change (assuming they can do it without fucking it up)

-coming to the conclusion that maybe you dd doesnt need to be stripped like a track car since you like your internal organs, a/c, and radio.

[aldebaran]

I almost qualify so you have some company. Almost 40 in a week or so.

Don't you have to be over 50 to qualify for AARP?

[Stormtrooper1]

I just hit 30 and can check off quite a few.... Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[Mossback]

Don't you have to be over 50 to qualify for AARP?

My 21 YO son got "invited a couple of weeks ago.

They've been sending me lit for 20 years, so if you really want to join, go for it.........I think you get better shiz from AAA

[ozzimark]

11.Yelled at kids to get out of your yard

I'm 24 and I've done that

[cheapwagon]

I just hit 30 and can check off quite a few.... Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Me too.. :(

[flyfishing3]

17. Must never trust a fart.

[rcaddell]

Be 31 in a few months and can check off 11 of the 17. I don't get the gout much anymore ... I take pills.

[swc75]

Relax,

There is nothing to fear except a Wet Fart

[Migilla]

Add:

Can remember when a nice Jag XKE could be had for under $2K.

Knows what car The Saint drove on the TV show when they were first run episodes.