Mossback Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Freshen this thread up a bit. At this point in my life, I'm finding politics more interesting to laugh at than get serious about. Republican and Democrat A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pops Racer Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Yeah, wrong forum for that. Of course, Pops "joke" wasn't funny either. yeah yeah yeah...its too serious, and too true to be funny. My bad. A president, a treasury secretary and An EPA administrator walk into a bar... Freshen this thread up a bit. At this point in my life, I'm finding politics more interesting to laugh at than get serious about. Republican and Democrat A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. Winner winner chicken dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCviggen Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Republican and Democrat Not really funny because it has a clear motive, it's only funny if you're a republican wanting to make fun of democrats. For people who don't care about the politics it's not funny. Mossback's list was funny because everyone can kind of relate to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappo Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The only time a Republican would ever do this is if he/she were running for office. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted October 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 The list was funny because everyone can kind of relate to it. OMG, lulz.... (Insert party here) On The Porch A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn (Insert party here) on my front porch and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn (Insert party here) on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Well, now, how do you know he's a (Insert party here)?" "Because, you damn fool, if it was a (Insert other party here), he'd be screwing somebody!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted October 26, 2011 Report Share Posted October 26, 2011 Ah, the two party system. Wonderful, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zappo Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Apparently Herman Cain tried to follow his advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted November 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin , As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service , I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums .. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ) Donald Ruppert Burlington , IA Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service at1-800-289-1040 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhiteguy1 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 What is the similarity between a politician and a mosquito? You can kill both with a newspaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JCviggen Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 This is pretty hilarious stuff, Rick Santorum might not get it but hey. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 "Apparently, I'm supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money, than by what Barack Obama does with mine." The American Taxpayer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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