Burn-E Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "$12 for the rat, $100 for the story," says the owner. The tourist gives the man $12. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story." As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappo Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Rick Santorum might not get it but hey. His brain would go into meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 From one of my red state buddies: Just wanted to let you know, today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Some Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zappo Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Last week I saw a Voldemort / Bachmann 2012 bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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