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How Many Kia, Prius, Or Smart Car Drivers Have You Considered Assaulting


DScottM

Kia, Prius, or SMART Car Drivers  

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99.9% rounds up to 100...

sure you get 100000mpg but when you do 85 in your prius your "save the world" mentality means nothing because your overcompensating for the fact that you COULD get good gas mileage yet you choose to drive like a prick only getting 1/2 of what it COULD do because you feel your important and truly saving the world in a car that took more effort/material to make than it can ever recuperate in its usable lifetime. The End

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The last one is not entirely true but it is directionally correct and fairly hilarious...

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There's a dude at my work with a Prius with 16" chrome wheels and a body kit..I'd like to smack him.

That is super gay :mellow:
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What about all the Yaris "tuners" that feel the need to attach every neon/ led and sticker and safety reflector they can find at Autozone to their car?

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Sometimes I wanna "do" the chicks that own Prius'...but I can't get past the patchouli or armpit hair.

I used to date one of those girls back around 1995. Leg hair, armpit hair, patchouli, drum circles...all that shit. She was beautiful, would have been moreso if she actually kept herself up like a normal broad.

What about all the Yaris "tuners" that feel the need to attach every neon/ led and sticker and safety reflector they can find at Autozone to their car?

The crowd is different by region. We have more domestics than anything else around here, so you see plenty of old Sunfires/Focus/Neons with the AZ or Pepgirls treatment. Same types, just different cars.

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Around here....

The pruis owners are all old people....or fat chicks who need to save on gas so they can have more cheezburger.

The kia's are driven by hot chicks with daddys money. And gay men.

The smart cars are for the middle age swinger who likes to be economical and share a parking space with fellow smart car swingers.

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The only pimped out yaris' Ive personally ever seen are the hatchbacks. They had a Yaris' club in Virginia near where I worked, theyd meet every Saturday night outside Bass Pro, along with a bunch of muscle car groups lol. Looked redonkulous next to a twin turbo'ed Vette.

Ive seen 4 different hatchs drivin around the Plano/ Fisco area. One has a DTM style widebody kit, but on oem wheels hahaha. It hurts my brain to look at it.

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