survolvo Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Unless I owned a surf shop in California, then the dope with no tats would get the job, since I don't speak hippy or longhair. That would have a been a surfer generalization. What if the job seeker in question wore a plaid shirt, small framed glasses and had a PBR in hand? Only if it was a Starbucks in Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Unless I owned a surf shop in who cares where, then the dope with no tats would get the job, since I don't speak hippy or longhair. Better? Location was completely irrelevant in my broad generalization. Who cares where it is, California, Florida, Virginia, Wisconsin. Only if it was a Starbucks in Wisconsin. Too mainstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survolvo Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 They have longhaired hippie surfers in Wisconsin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 They have longhaired hippie surfers in Wisconsin? Yeah, they're poseurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilber33 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 They have longhaired hippie surfers in Wisconsin? Sheboygan, WI is supposed to have some of the best surfing in the Great Lakes. And yes, there are bunch of hippie longhaired bum surfers there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn-E Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sheboygan, WI is supposed to have some of the best surfing in the Great Lakes. And yes, there are bunch of hippie longhaired bum surfers there. Malibu of the Midwest Forget about sharks, it's the icebergs and hypothermia that kill. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvo_go_go Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 This all started as a girl who wanted attention and to do so just about posted a pic of her vag....to a discussion on racism. The whole thread is !! Like most have said, most of my threads start with :insert 'cartwheels on the beach' type photo: and then 'Let's see what the fuck you guys can spin this off to!' But, I think that's one of my only jobs here on VS: Post 'inappropriate' pictures for fapping/mocking and just show the proper forum attitude of 'Yo BRO, why so serious?' Moral of the story, I got more balls than all of y'all! Duty #2: Make sandwiches and hot wings for Carlisle! So what's the story behind the octopussy tat? Why the design and why the location? Not exactly sure. I came across the sketch one day on Google, printed it out, loved it for a year or so. Finally went back and found the girl's FlickR account, asked permission to get it tattooed, sat on the idea another 9 months, and then went out and got it done. I don't know, I'm attracted and fascinated by strange findings, animals, places, ect. I guess if you want the "what's the MEANING behind your tattoo" sorta BS story... 1) Octopusses are awesome, intelligent, and can suck like a champ. 2) the little ship, cause I'm a sailor and all that jazz 3) "Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always on top" Hunter S. Thompson. 4) Sea stories are a great form of sotrytelling/bullshit. A fine line I like to walk. I was going to get this on my ribs. BUT after drawing it on a few times myself, I decided I like being able to 'hide' it a little better...plus surprises are AWESOME! It's like "oh look at that cute little pirate ship hip tat....awwww" :Pants off: BAM! Motha fuckin' GIANT OCTOPUSSSSS!!!!! And, risque tentacles are awesome. Plus, as I get older, and Hugo sags (Yup, his name is Hugo) which is inevitable, he'll just get longer tentacles and not look stupid! the little 'caution high voltage' or whatever is just to cover up a tad of the no-no zone... it's actually a pretty awesome picture, but the perspective is weird that you guys would go 'OMG BARE VAG!!!" but in reality its just a small portion of it. (I know this due to other markings not shown in that area to figure out how much is actually exposed) Used high voltage as a warning since I wouldn't put it past some of you to put your dick in the computer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt b Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 It still doesn't answer the bigger question, Ash: why is the chair upside down in your pic ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvo_go_go Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 It still doesn't answer the bigger question, Ash: why is the chair upside down in your pic ? Ah. Yea, tanning on my mom's roof top. Can't leave the chairs up, or the wind will blow them around. So, they stay knocked over/upsidedown until use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossback Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Go for it inkers! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdizzle Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ah. Yea, tanning on my mom's roof top. Can't leave the chairs up, or the wind will blow them around. So, they stay knocked over/upsidedown until use. Ah ok. I saw the chairs and noticed the rusty bits, so I was just wondering. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastboy Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!seriously, I nearly died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastboy Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 found a great accessory for anyone's rusty bits "]http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tattoos-are-the-next-big-thing-[nsfw] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Mac Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ohhhh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volvo_go_go Posted August 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 found a great accessory for anyone's rusty bits http://gawker.com/59...ig-thing-[nsfw] Wow...what is that girl on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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