Che'_Moderator Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Sad but true:Democrat or Republican, or Southern Republican?Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, andcharges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer:Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of new magazine loaded) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy. Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or did you use the hollow points?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderlord Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 :D "nice grouping daddy" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicLemonade Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 (edited) hahaha i like it, being from the South i can say that its not too far off from the truth! Edited March 8, 2005 by ToxicLemonade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderlord Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 hahaha i like it←I liked your first response better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BREAKAWAY Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 doesn't matter what nationality he is, he broke rule #1, don't F with another mans family, he would be a dead man. BANG!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicLemonade Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 only thing is that if it were a southerner hed probably wouldnt have messed with the glock, he would have simply run to the pick um up truck and grabbed the 12 guage pump and gone to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bay13 Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small childrenThis is typically Democratic, doing something you shouldn't be doing in the first place and then when they find out they are not in charge, things fall apart cause they can't make a decision to correct it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanfbi Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 guess, i am too southern republican, i would use all the ammo i would have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPTDoh Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'd say a debate would be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wattsat Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 No no no. You have it all wrong.Democrat: Stop or I will shoot. ------> Bang.Republican: Bang Bang ------> Stop or I will Shoot.Souther Republican: Bang Bang Bang ------> Thank you God for granting me the ability to take that things life. I offer to you this heathen that threatend your flock as a showing of our loyalty. Oh, look honey that Knife was plastic and that was a Halloween costume. Quick, run to the car and grab a real knife to put in his hand before the police arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 No no no. You have it all wrong.Democrat: Stop or I will shoot. ------> Bang.Republican: Bang Bang ------> Stop or I will Shoot.Souther Republican: Bang Bang Bang ------> Thank you God for granting me the ability to take that things life. I offer to you this heathen that threatend your flock as a showing of our loyalty. Oh, look honey that Knife was plastic and that was a Halloween costume. Quick, run to the car and grab a real knife to put in his hand before the police arrive.←Thats more like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivanfbi Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 No no no. You have it all wrong.Democrat: Stop or I will shoot. ------> Bang.Republican: Bang Bang ------> Stop or I will Shoot.Souther Republican: Bang Bang Bang ------> Thank you God for granting me the ability to take that things life. I offer to you this heathen that threatend your flock as a showing of our loyalty. Oh, look honey that Knife was plastic and that was a Halloween costume. Quick, run to the car and grab a real knife to put in his hand before the police arrive.←hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEA Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 No no no. You have it all wrong.Democrat: Stop or I will shoot. ------> Bang.Republican: Bang Bang ------> Stop or I will Shoot.Souther Republican: Bang Bang Bang ------> Thank you God for granting me the ability to take that things life. I offer to you this heathen that threatend your flock as a showing of our loyalty. Oh, look honey that Knife was plastic and that was a Halloween costume. Quick, run to the car and grab a real knife to put in his hand before the police arrive.←Lol so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donstruke Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Lol so true.←Anyone want to bet on how many street cops do not carry a plant-on-the-dead-perp weapon? I recuse myself because of two uncles and a cousin on the Chicago police force and a brother-in-law on a Pennsylvania ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltablade Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Two in the chest, one in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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