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Ted Nugent For President!


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Walken will kick his jerk.

dude... the Nuge will tag Walken with his bow and arrow!

Ted Nugent vs. Vegans

"Ted Nugent is not an evolution guy. This became apparent recently when Mr. Nugent, the 57-year-old rocker, huntsman and N.R.A. board member, brandished a blood-drenched liver he had just pulled from a freshly slain deer. He used the moment, during filming of his forthcoming reality show on the Outdoor Life Network, 'Wanted: Ted or Alive,' to explain the meaning of life to five contestants who were in various states of awe and nausea." [NYTIMES: Vegans, Keep Out: It's Hunting Season]

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These lyrics are nearly apocryphal for us Road Warriors-

Here I come again now, baby

Like a dog in heat

Tell it's me by the clamor now, baby

I like to tear up the street

And I been smokin' for so long

Ya know I'm here to stay

Got you in a stranglehold, baby

You best get outta the way

Road I cruise is a oh yeah! now baby

But no, you can't turn me round

And if a house gets in my way, baby

Ya know I'm tearing it down

You ran the night that you left me

You put me in my place

I got you in a stranglehold, baby

Then I crushed your face.

Sometimes you wanna start higher

And sometimes you gotta start low

Some people think they gonna die someday

I got news, ya never got to go

C'mon, c'mon up...

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon up

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon baby

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Road I cruise is a oh yeah! now

Ya know ya can't turn me round

And if a house gets in my way

Ya know I'm burnin' it down

Ya ran the night that you left me

You put me in my place

I got you in a stranglehold, baby

Then I crushed your face.

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I could live with Ted as Pres. not sure how many of the rest of the country would deal with such a person as Pres. might be real interesting how a few of the media / and a few citizens would react .

PETA would have a cow.

Anybody willing to speculate on how a few of the other nations in the world would react ?

A few of his tunes that don't get much air play are favorites of mine ..... "Brother Bear " and " Great White Buffalo " ... prefer the live versions .

He's real good friends with Sammy Haggar ..... would he get a cabinet positon ?

The anti gunners would be upset .... up in arms ....( pun intended )

I know he's a firm believer in the 2 nd amendment .

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QUOTE(Plan B @ Nov 2 2005, 09:13 PM)

Do you care about my needs? :blink:

Thats the whole dam problem with this country!!!!! They pee and moan about government then they expect the government to take care of their needs!!! I'm so sick of all these groups and their needs!!! This is AMERICA baby men & women, black ,white, red or green worked hard to make it, but no one wants to work to keep it! What ever happened to EARN YOUR OWN WAY!! What do I know I came from a family with 3 kids no money and a lot of love and values! I'm a H.S drop out but I managed to build my business from nothing but hard hard work. But I guess since I'm not happy, a hunter,a gun owner, married in a stable God loving family,white male in my late 30's I'm the minority anymore????? I wanna take this contry back to what it was and I'm far from alone?? I don't care what your race, gender,religion,sexual preferance or ability is...but I do know if you set goals and "work hard" the door is open to any and all. Now we just need a better or smaller government to keep things in line. Ted's got my vote for now!!!

Oh and close the borders!!!

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Well the White House secret service staff might have more fun?

Deer stand on the front lawn, one more in the Rose Garden. The turkey does NOT get a presidental pardon!

:lol: ...that's what I'm talkin about baby!!!...Can you tell I was drinkin' when I wrote my previous post......Naaaaaahhh.....I'm just a dumb PA mountain boy!!! B)

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