Latest To Blame On Administration

[wills]

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest.

> > by: Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06

> >

> > As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow

> > continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who

> > could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial

> > supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to

> > surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

> >

> > "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out

> > to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his

> > living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be &! gt;

> spending it here on me?"

> > Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the

> > timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick

> > into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"

> > wrote one blogger.

> >

> > Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.

> > Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new

> > medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting

> > activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random

> > choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing

> > snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I

> > have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except

> > for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and

> > the President and Congress know that."

> >

> > Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are

> > mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered

> > underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the

> > Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

> >

> > Or something like that.

> >

> > More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why

> > snow is ALWAYS white.

> >

> > Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many

> > SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

> >

> > I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.

> > THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to

> > fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and

> > the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate

> > needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

> >

> > I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of

> > her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy

> > baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the

> > nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

It's just humor...don't get too excited.

[gdizzle]

Nice to see you online again wills!! :tup: