Don't Drink Too Much In Texas Bars

[Trunks850R]

anybody know a bail bondsman?

yeah i always go by my bondsman's house and drop off a few hundred dollars to him just in case

ohohohoh, good story here. my good friend is a manager at this high scaled resturant here in knoxville(the copper cellar) and he was tellin me the servers always throw about10 bucks each night into a jar they use to get cab rides for the regulars when thier too drunk to drive.....

well this 60 year old lady is drunk as hell one night so they take her keys and call a cab. she tells them she wants to go down the street to this club and drink some more but they tell her she has to go home. well she says shes gonna go wait outside for the cab.

5 minutes later the cab driver comes inside and asks where the old lady is at? my boy was like"shes right outside the door" cab driver said, nope. then they go outside and the old lady is driving the cab over the flower bed, into the road and down the street. they call the cops and tell them exactly where she was going.

its gets better

the old lady drives like half a mile down the road to the club, crashes into thier sign, gets out of the stolen cab, gets in line, goes inside and by the time the cops get there shes at the bar on her second drink.

how they didnt notice she crashed into thier sign is beyond me, my boy did say it was a friday night and this club(michaels) is always busy!

:D

[rp850]

I just read in the paper the other day that they are going to do away with this...

yeah i always go by my bondsman's house and drop off a few hundred dollars to him just in case

ohohohoh, good story here. my good friend is a manager at this high scaled resturant here in knoxville(the copper cellar) and he was tellin me the servers always throw about10 bucks each night into a jar they use to get cab rides for the regulars when thier too drunk to drive.....

well this 60 year old lady is drunk as hell one night so they take her keys and call a cab. she tells them she wants to go down the street to this club and drink some more but they tell her she has to go home. well she says shes gonna go wait outside for the cab.

5 minutes later the cab driver comes inside and asks where the old lady is at? my boy was like"shes right outside the door" cab driver said, nope. then they go outside and the old lady is driving the cab over the flower bed, into the road and down the street. they call the cops and tell them exactly where she was going.

its gets better

the old lady drives like half a mile down the road to the club, crashes into thier sign, gets out of the stolen cab, gets in line, goes inside and by the time the cops get there shes at the bar on her second drink.

how they didnt notice she crashed into thier sign is beyond me, my boy did say it was a friday night and this club(michaels) is always busy!

[echo5625]

Yep they sure are, its is under review i think as of now

[n8-50]

you'll get arrested before you even leave the bar

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_bars

I lived in Texas for a long time. It's actually illegal for anyone to sell alchohol to someone who is legally intoxicated, meaning bartenders can get in trouble for getting you drunk. Some convinience store nearly went out of business after a clerk sold beer to someone who was intoxicated, and that someone killed someone (mostly intoxicated off of booze they had already consumed before they went to the convenience store). They also have dry counties, where you can't buy booze. There's a really good bar-b-q place in one (the salt lick) that is near austin and BYOB, meaning that a lot of people who go there end up far drunker than if they were paying bar prices for booze.