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This was a triumph

I'm making a note here

HUGE SUCCESS

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can

for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead

but there's no sense crying over every mistake

you just keep on trying until you run out of cake

and the science gets done and you make a neat gun

for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

even though you broke my heart and killed me

and torn into pieces

and threw every piece into a fire

as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a wonderful line

and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time

so I'm glad I got burned

Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me

I think I prefer to stay inside

maybe you'll find someone else to help you

maybe black mesa

that was a joke, haha, fat chance

anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

look at me still talking, when there's science to do

when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

I've experiments to run, there is research to be done

on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive

While you are dying I'll be still alive

and when you're dead I'll be still alive

STILL ALIVE, still alive

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i prefer grits, biscuits, gravy, and scrambled eggs, mmmmmmm

I Wish I didn't have to leave in an hour or I would make that right now. Has me really hungry.

It's been a month since I drove my car. I actually got bored enough to put my mountain bike back together and fix my Haro. Now I have one for the trails and one for the street.

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