bdimag Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 really? i think thats funs! but yea, that fumble :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I'm cold and my crotch itches. Also I cannot figure out how a bullet made from ice can be fired out of a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniman342 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomoose Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Do you ever have days that start out nice, but something screws up, and from then on you're on the verge of a murderous rage at any slight irritation? I'm going to murder a few mealy mouthed people, the annoying birds in the parking garage that keep shitting on my car, and some obstinate office equipment by the end of the day, mark my words. I hate it when I point out mistakes that other people make.... then I am asked to fix their mistake right before a meeting I HATE having to take responsibility for someone else's crapNo, wait, I just hate people. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I have these three ravens that like to sit atop the tree I park under, and for the last week, their I crapped my pants and I love how it feels have turned to black, tar like substance that clings to the paint of the car and is a huge pain in the nuts to get off. It used to be piss (white stuff) but now its radioactive goo. So I took a bunch of "samples" from my two homosexual cats litter box, and duct taped them to the tree, and threw a bag into the tree. The ravens are still there, and the tree smells like sh!t and piss, so i'm tapped out of ideas, I really like my tree.I have these three ravens that like to sit atop the tree I park under, and for the last week, their I crapped my pants and I love how it feels have turned to black, tar like substance that clings to the paint of the car and is a huge pain in the nuts to get off. It used to be piss (white stuff) but now its radioactive goo. So I took a bunch of "samples" from my two homosexual cats litter box, and duct taped them to the tree, and threw a bag into the tree. The ravens are still there, and the tree smells like sh!t and piss, so i'm tapped out of ideas, I really like my tree.hahah, someone changed it and made it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomoose Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 You're next on my kill list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 could you kill the raven's in my cat sh!t piss tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomoose Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 After I kill the super loud, ultra annoying mockingbirds in my parking garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Train horns no more bird problems :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Train horns no more bird problems how do you hook up train horns to a 20ft tree thats covered in my homosexual cats piss and shat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 how do you hook up train horns to a 20ft tree thats covered in my homosexual cats piss and shat?you put them on your car and every time you come and go you hit your horns and hit them randomly the birds will go away :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I might as well put an elephant seal on the hood of the volvo, so when they come back, the elephant seal will scare them away again, I just need a big chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 how about a scare-raven?god i'm funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I might as well put an elephant seal on the hood of the volvo, so when they come back, the elephant seal will scare them away again, I just need a big chainthis +this +this = :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcone Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 well SH!T11-10=5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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