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Do you ever have days that start out nice, but something screws up, and from then on you're on the verge of a murderous rage at any slight irritation? I'm going to murder a few mealy mouthed people, the annoying birds in the parking garage that keep shitting on my car, and some obstinate office equipment by the end of the day, mark my words. :angry:

I hate it when I point out mistakes that other people make.... then I am asked to fix their mistake right before a meeting :(

I HATE having to take responsibility for someone else's crap

No, wait, I just hate people.

Period.

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I have these three ravens that like to sit atop the tree I park under, and for the last week, their I crapped my pants and I love how it feels have turned to black, tar like substance that clings to the paint of the car and is a huge pain in the nuts to get off. It used to be piss (white stuff) but now its radioactive goo. So I took a bunch of "samples" from my two homosexual cats litter box, and duct taped them to the tree, and threw a bag into the tree. The ravens are still there, and the tree smells like sh!t and piss, so i'm tapped out of ideas, I really like my tree.

I have these three ravens that like to sit atop the tree I park under, and for the last week, their I crapped my pants and I love how it feels have turned to black, tar like substance that clings to the paint of the car and is a huge pain in the nuts to get off. It used to be piss (white stuff) but now its radioactive goo. So I took a bunch of "samples" from my two homosexual cats litter box, and duct taped them to the tree, and threw a bag into the tree. The ravens are still there, and the tree smells like sh!t and piss, so i'm tapped out of ideas, I really like my tree.

hahah, someone changed it and made it funny

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