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so one of my best friends has anorexia and was finally getting better and then he started not eating and not being able to hold down food and stuff. he finally got sent to rehab in wisconsin after being in the hospital for awhile but this is like the third time they've done soemthing like this and they think if he doesn't get better this time he's gonna die :(

stuff. i'm eating too much food. he should hang out with me.

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so one of my best friends has anorexia and was finally getting better and then he started not eating and not being able to hold down food and stuff. he finally got sent to rehab in wisconsin after being in the hospital for awhile but this is like the third time they've done soemthing like this and they think if he doesn't get better this time he's gonna die :(

You should tell him he is getting fatter. No just smoke him a couple dubes a day, then he will get the munchies, and buy tons of fatty foods. Thats what I do when I can't eat, or don't feel hungry. Within twenty minutes, i've gotta eat some ice cream and snickers bars.

Works like a charm, just my hands shake uncontrollibly because of a habit I have of drinking after work until I pass out. I woke up in a church two mornings ago, and I faquing hate churches. I had the priest or nun sitting next to me when I came to. Apparently my buddy took me there that night, to awaken me or some shat, I just got drunk that night after work, and had a good story to tell everyone. You should of seen the priests face

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Ive been eating really bad lately. Yesterday all I had was a pastrami on rye sandwich with a pomegranate tea and some M&M's.

That's it.

All I've had today has been a half bagel and cream cheese, some tuna and saltine crackers and M&M's.

Lots of homework due tomorrow, so I've been distracted.

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no green card? where's he from? I get bouts of depression as well, since I'm such a loser, but I just crack several beers at once, and they are gone in a few minutes. depression cured.

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Talking about Green Card anyone know anyone at INS I really need to get my brothers soon to be ex wife out of the country ASAP

she was being a cunt today , time for that hoe to leave ;)

shes here less then two years and cheats on him , cunt punt FO SHO

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Talking about Green Card anyone know anyone at INS I really need to get my brothers soon to be ex wife out of the country ASAP

she was being a giant panda today , time for that hoe to leave ;)

shes here less then two years and cheats on him , giant panda punt FO SHO

If she has a car, shat in the driver and pass seats, smearing it across the center consol. If not, just stab yourself in the foot, and call the cops saying "this crazy immigrant oh yeah! just stabbed me in the foot after I tried to stop her from stealing my watch".

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If she has a car, shat in the driver and pass seats, smearing it across the center consol. If not, just stab yourself in the foot, and call the cops saying "this crazy immigrant oh yeah! just stabbed me in the foot after I tried to stop her from stealing my watch".

:lol: not doing that , it used to be my car just want her gone :lol:

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Talking about Green Card anyone know anyone at INS I really need to get my brothers soon to be ex wife out of the country ASAP

she was being a cunt today , time for that hoe to leave ;)

shes here less then two years and cheats on him , cunt punt FO SHO

I work with SEVIS on a regular basis. So you want to kick out a woman who is married to a US citizen?

INS official immigration status? Divorce? Kids? Property? Job Status?

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I work with SEVIS on a regular basis. So you want to kick out a woman who is married to a US citizen?

INS official immigration status? Divorce? Kids? Property? Job Status?

Green Card = Cant find it always loosing it

Not Divorced yet but papers in the works

No job hasnt worked once since being here

Kids - thank god no , if they did they would be retarded to the max

property is my parents name since there both to stupid to keep a real job

to me just a useless island (insert racist comment) B)

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:lol: not doing that , it used to be my car just want her gone :lol:

If she lives with you, just keep putting seran-wrap on the toilet seat at night so when she pisses, she gets soaked. I did this to my ex when we weren't getting along, and she was gone in a week.

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