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LOL! That was back when Scott was pissed at VS so we both changed our tabs to 'douchespeed'

it took me a while to see it :lol:

talk about being pissed :lol:

I can has moar better resolutions?

got it off of the top gear website...so maybes?

just did a little search and its apparently a part of one of the episodes coming up soon.

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it took me a while to see it :lol:

talk about being pissed :lol:

got it off of the top gear website...so maybes?

just did a little search and its apparently a part of one of the episodes coming up soon.

did you see the episode where they came to the US, bought cars in FL and drove to New Orleans? That was by far the funniest one I've seen :lol:

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Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down." The genie replies "You want high fours or low fours?

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did you see the episode where they came to the US, bought cars in FL and drove to New Orleans? That was by far the funniest one I've seen :lol:

yes! i loved that episode. great stuff...wonder what that episode would of been like if they had gone to the NE or MW or NW.

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QUOTE (matt b @ Oct 20 2008, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yup, need to call Justin to figure out the details.

yes we are down for breakfast , mike not sure hes comming yet.

Also theres no way everything fitting in one load so going to leave the engine here.

maybe next time josh goes back and forth to college he can bring it with or something ?

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Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down." The genie replies "You want high fours or low fours?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

classic.

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Hey, just curious: how does winter mode actually work on these cars? Was down doing some cleaning around the gear selector/switches/etc and it got me thinking...

... did my searches, blablabla, but I was wondering if there's a definitive answer, lol

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