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mail? no e-file?

I am waiting on one more w2

Nope, I heard there were some security issues with the site.

I'm getting a new computer B)

Let me guess, a Mac? I'm just going to hoard all my refunded money.

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Volvo Loyalty Cash Good for Any Year

Like most automakers, Volvo has an incentive based on owner loyalty. If you own a Volvo, you can get $1,000 cash back on a new S40, V50, S80 or V70; $2,000 on a new S60 or XC90; and $2,500 on a new XC70. The cool thing is Volvo doesn’t put any kind of limits on that loyalty. If you have a 20-year-old Volvo wagon sitting in the garage, it will get you the cash back as long as you have legal registration for it.

Most car companies put a cap on loyalty. GM, for example, limits loyalty cash-back to 2000 or newer model years. There’s a reason for that; there are a lot more GM cars on the road than Volvos, so the incentive would cost the company more.

Volvo’s loyalty cash runs through March 31. The company also offers low interest rates of 0.9% on most models.

Posted by David Thomas on January 29, 2009 in

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Volvo Loyalty Cash Good for Any Year

Like most automakers, Volvo has an incentive based on owner loyalty. If you own a Volvo, you can get $1,000 cash back on a new S40, V50, S80 or V70; $2,000 on a new S60 or XC90; and $2,500 on a new XC70. The cool thing is Volvo doesn’t put any kind of limits on that loyalty. If you have a 20-year-old Volvo wagon sitting in the garage, it will get you the cash back as long as you have legal registration for it.

Most car companies put a cap on loyalty. GM, for example, limits loyalty cash-back to 2000 or newer model years. There’s a reason for that; there are a lot more GM cars on the road than Volvos, so the incentive would cost the company more.

Volvo’s loyalty cash runs through March 31. The company also offers low interest rates of 0.9% on most models.

Posted by David Thomas on January 29, 2009 in

wa wa wee waaa

i guess its time to upgrade to that all black XC90 on 20s

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Urban Dictionary -

Volvo

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to."

"Damn, she's got a Volvo down there"

"My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

What the fuck...

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