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I think it is Dave. Which is why intelligence is one of the highest qualities I look for in a girlfriend. I couldn't stand talking to any girl who was as dumb as you for extended periods of time.

ha, we all know I am smarter than you rolly-polly... maybe not about cars but everything else

man i really want to smoke some w33d right now and then eat a cheese-steak roll over and fall asleep then wake up with the sun is hot and then eat another cheese-steak and then stroke my pud thinking of my fat ugly smart GF

:arob: fact - w33d kills brain cells

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Is there a person you work with that every time you see their face you want to smash it in with a metal dog bowl?

This woman I work with is the most un-motivated person I have ever met. Also her face is a perfect circle... which drives me nuts!

ugh, every time I see her I get angry... even if she is just saying hello.

May just be unmotivated at work - I'm sure that I'm not the only one that can relate to that.

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I put a can of soda in an ultra sonic cleaner and it did a tubgirl style mentos explosion, without the tubgirl or the mentos. I'm going to try to fit a 1 liter in there tomorrow.

thanks for ruining my night.

i haven't thought about or seen tubgirl in years.

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I didn't have to google it because I am very familiar in every way weed affects you, but it is still exactly one step further in the research department then you did for your little gem of a "fact"

Why not tell us where you done learned all your smarts dave. Cause I am just so ignorant about this life thing i need your help.

It is ok... I will not hold that against you.

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