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Kellen's old motor is going to be my new coffee table.

I think.

i would be incredibly impressed with anyone who could make a real coffee table out of a short block... that wouldn't rust down or degrade or break the glass, haha

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i would be incredibly impressed with anyone who could make a real coffee table out of a short block... that wouldn't rust down or degrade or break the glass, haha

the block is aluminum. I thought of doing this a while back....If J still has that messed up block I'm doing it lol. It really cant be that hard just put a piece of glass on it. Hell turn it on its side so its tall and make a night stand

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The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 an 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful..

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and a conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through wars and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.....

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