Fudge_Brownie Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 You don't want to know what we do, and it can involve a big needle in a place that you would least like to get poked. Just the thought of this immediately inverts the penis, solving the problem. Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff You want to bet? In short-term priapism (< 6 h), especially for drug-induced priapism, intracavernosal injection of phenylephrine alone may result in detumescence. Use a mixture of 1 ampule of phenylephrine (1 mL:1000 mcg) and dilute it with an additional 9 mL of normal saline. Using a 29-gauge needle, inject 0.3-0.5 mL into the corpora cavernosa, waiting 10-15 minutes between injections. Vital signs should be monitored, and compression should be applied to the area of injection to help prevent hematoma formation. Source: http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/437237-treatment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 stolen from another forum wow. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithwicks Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 stolen from another forum Awesome. Completely agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 29 gauge? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Just the thought of this immediately inverts the penis, solving the problem. Doctors don't actually know what to do if your penis calls the doctor's bluff I would not really call it a "antidepressant", with its very low affinity for 5HT receptors. Shit is actually prescribed a lot for insomnia. I had a 6 hour boner once...the warning on the prescription information said "call your doctor immediately", I called the newspaper instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashif Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 29 gauge? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 29 Gauge is actually one of the tiniest needles available (Larger gauge, the thinner the needle), you should see what a 18 gauge needle looks like. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge_Brownie Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 29 Gauge is actually one of the tiniest needles available (Larger gauge, the thinner the needle), you should see what a 18 gauge needle looks like. I'm aware how gauge goes, I just thought 29 would be quite large relative to what I've had normally. I guess I don't have the proper needle experience. Regardless, I'd prefer zero needles to ever be in my penis. I have absolutely no idea how the people of the pain olympics do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmartinlsmith Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 I'd prefer zero needles to ever be in my penis. you wont feel a thing.. maybe a little prick.. BWAHAHAH! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 you wont feel a thing.. maybe a little prick.. BWAHAHAH! LOL ephisis on little :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfishing3 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v521/flyfishing3/?action=view¤t=29508ecb.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesoam Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 i like the one in the bottom left "you're all fucking idiots" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Mikes photobucket is like googling .jpg :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfishing3 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 yeah, my bucket is full of funny. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesoam Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 yeah, my bucket is full of funny. lol yeah gonna have to second that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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