quiksilver Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0LSkX46dS4 Nothing makes sense, it's that good. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brady Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 You forgot to bring snacks. What would you bring? Beer. Calorie replacement.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0LSkX46dS4 Nothing makes sense, it's that good. Prison is full of people who have never roller skated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiksilver Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Beer. Calorie replacement. Prison is full of people who have never roller skated Say no to reefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyROTech Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 http://imgur.com/a/LwYA5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Get Some Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Iv been wanting to post in the assualt weapons ban thread but its been locked far as know for past few ... dangit bobbeh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfishing3 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Iv been wanting to post in the assualt weapons ban thread but its been locked far as know for past few ... dangit bobbeh! you should be able to post being a Smember. if you can't, i'll open it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Some Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 you should be able to post being a Smember. if you can't, i'll open it. still locked ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bdimag Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 $25 off $100 dewalt order? http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=pe_171480_27422190_pe_ecg/?docId=1000841791&ie=UTF8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyROTech Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3bVGPya-r8M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T5power Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 I cant step away from maury shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikS Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Is Santa real? Physics answers ... No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once everey 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT5M Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Bitch has rockets now. We've all seen elf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdimag Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 anyone know where to get bulk bone tools for cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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