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Missed Connection:

you have just loads of socks on your feet and ham in your bag - m4w (Uptown)

i was just taking the streetcar to go and visit my mum and have dinner with her and you were just taking off all of your sweaty socks and your shoes and whispering under your breath about what sweaty feet you have while i was shifting over in my seat and just winking at you loads and trying to catch your attention and then i pulled out just a bit of my hair and put in your bag when you were distracted just for a laugh and I even put a bit of ham in your bag also when you weren't even looking and i could hardly keep from laughing out loud then because i couldn't stop thinking about how when you found the bit of hair in your bag and the ham i put in there also you would just be wondering where it had come from and it would be quite the mystery and i was just trying not to laugh right behind your ear as you were wiping your sweaty feet with that paper napkin on the streetcar.

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