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I am currently sitting on the side of the road in my girfriend's shitty broken down Suzuki Esteem.

I thought I'd be slick and drive her car to my parent's place in Tampa to save the cost of 200 miles worth of 2000 R gas mileage :lol:

This pos pops a battery warning light and then I hear the accessory belt shred so I pull over and the car stalls.

I start it back up with the belt flapping all over to try and get off of I4 and the belt snaps. All the while, she's bitching in that whiney girlfriend tone as I'm telling her to stfu because I don't want to hear it.

Now no PS and I know I need to get this thing somewhere and cut the engine before it overheats. I have a red light on I-drive which is 2527194 lanes wide and I just barely pull into a TGI Fridays parking lot as the needle gets buried in the red of the coolant temp gague.

Fuck Japan. Seriously.

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All the while, she's bitching in that whiney girlfriend tone as I'm telling her to stfu because I don't want to hear it

:lol: :lol: I know that feeling. Then you feel the attitude in the air after you shout "shut the fuck up, I'm doing important shit"

Oh and ya, fuck maintenance schedules. Seriously.

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