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I just had the most interesting night. Today was my last day at work so I went out to a bar with my friends to celebrate. We had plenty of drinks etc. and walked home (like half a mile or so). On the way home my buddy and I are making jokes at a couple who had crossed the street and started walking in front of us in the same direction. At the precise moment that the guy grabbed her ass, a car drives by and I hear the sound of several shots of what sounds like compressed air being discharged (after I thought about it). After a second (I am pretty drunk) I realized my chest hurt but I still had my breath. Turns out I had been shot by a paintball. I yell out in a joking tone, "I've been shot!" The couple turns around like wtf? and sees I'm okay. I looked down and there was paint stuff on my shirt so I knew it wasn't airsoft. I have a pretty sweet welt from it though :lol:

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I just had the most interesting night. Today was my last day at work so I went out to a bar with my friends to celebrate. We had plenty of drinks etc. and walked home (like half a mile or so). On the way home my buddy and I are making jokes at a couple who had crossed the street and started walking in front of us in the same direction. At the precise moment that the guy grabbed her ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, a car drives by and I hear the sound of several shots of what sounds like compressed air being discharged (after I thought about it). After a second (I am pretty drunk) I realized my chest hurt but I still had my breath. Turns out I had been shot by a paintball. I yell out in a joking tone, "I've been shot!" The couple turns around like wtf? and sees I'm okay. I looked down and there was paint stuff on my shirt so I knew it wasn't airsoft. I have a pretty sweet welt from it though :lol:

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I'd be so PISSED if that happened to me I don't know what would happen to those kids.

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Sweet shirt.

I'm not a real fan, I wear Hammarby stuff too :lol:

I'd be so PISSED if that happened to me I don't know what would happen to those kids.

The car sped by me and I was drunk otherwise I probably could have gotten a description but I don't care because I'm not permanently hurt.

My friend was standing next to me and if I remember right I heard about 5 shots. They missed him and got me once.

wow, I think some other kids did that and got 5 years in jail

was it in Virginia, because then I believe it. there was that woman who threw a mcdonalds cup out her window at another car and got 6 months or something for throwing a "missile" out of a moving vehicle.

looks like a 3rd nipple

isn't that what the ladies want? these hooligans did me a favor then! :lol: It's pretty sore today though.

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