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yeah that was on a metro-sexual shirt that Matt wore out to "da club" one night

Nah he only has an arsenal of about 3 "outfits" he wears to the club. It's either 1 of his 2 'emo' shirts or a black shirt with a pinstripe blazer.

every. single. week.

and don't forget the shortened blowout haircut LOL

<3 matt

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Nah he only has an arsenal of about 3 "outfits" he wears to the club. It's either 1 of his 2 'emo' shirts or a black shirt with a pinstripe blazer.

every. single. week.

and don't forget the shortened blowout haircut LOL

<3 matt

I went to the club this weekend... I tried to be cool

I took a shirt and took a shit in it... then rang it out over a box of hair... then dumped it in the box of hair... I let that dry and febreezed it till it was wearable.

to make things more "PIMP" I took a pair of jeans and scooted my butt across the ground to make it look like i have had them for years. My shoes you ask? Well I stole them off a geriatric patient at my GFs hospital.. they are velco but I do not give a fuck

I drank nothing but Bud Light as all douchebags do... then I laid so much dry-humping pipe into girls that night that weighed more than me... my zipper cut my left nut

w0rd to Matt and his lifestyle

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I just pwned the shit out of my blackberry cuz the assfucks from work wouldnt stop fucking calling me asking me how to THERE job that they actually have and im just doing it on a temp transfer and they dont know shit and come to me for fucking everything....yet then when a fucking actual opening pops up they give it to someone else who ALSO doesnt know fucking shit... im getting drunk now fuck that place grrrrr

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Ughhhhhhhhh.

Brought my car to the DMV for inspection/to renew my registration.

I hate how everyone who works at any DMV is inherently angry BECAUSE they work at a DMV. Its not my fault you chose that job, so dont take it out on me. Any time I go there everyone who works there is a rude douche. So today, I was in one of the inspection lanes. The lady testing my emissions was getting really angry at me because I couldn't keep the car at 2500 RPM for the first couple seconds. She walked over to my window, and she said "See the 2 and the 3?????!!! Keep it in between there!"

What a pirate hooker.

Then, she failed me for having e-code turn signals.

So I had to drive home, swap out for my ambers, and drive back.

When I got back, this lady came running over to the lane I was in just to make sure that I wasnt trying to sneak by.

Then I went inside to pay...It was a freaking zoo. I couldnt wait in line b/c I had to get back to school for class.

So my car passed inspection but my registration is still expired :lol:

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The lady testing my emissions was getting really angry at me because I couldn't keep the car at 2500 RPM for the first couple seconds. She walked over to my window, and she said "See the 2 and the 3?????!!! Keep it in between there!"

They make you help with emissions testing? What a jip. Its like $35 here.

So my car passed inspection but my registration is still expired :lol:

I just mail mine in and get it back in two weeks.

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The lady testing my emissions was getting really angry at me because I couldn't keep the car at 2500 RPM for the first couple seconds. She walked over to my window, and she said "See the 2 and the 3?????!!! Keep it in between there!"

Weird process.

How do they do it if you don't have a tach? Do you just have to guess? I can't imagine they would hook up a tach to each unequipped car.

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Weird process.

How do they do it if you don't have a tach? Do you just have to guess? I can't imagine they would hook up a tach to each unequipped car.

They have this weird fat "T" shaped scanner thing that they put on your hood and your RPMs show up on a computer screen and TV outside the car.

Its not like in other states such as PA where you can go to any authorized inspection place...Everyone has to go to the overcrowded DMV to get their car inspected.

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