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Here is the scenario...... Your all dressed up for a nite out on the town and your out at a nice restaurant. You have had to fart for a good 20 minutes so you decide to try too squeeze a teaser, and hope its not too loud. About mid squeeze, the look on your face changes as you realize you just dropped some lumber in the linens. What do you do next??? :blink:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude im so drunk vandj ust got home, and I found this quite hysterical, i actually know a dude who sharted i was with him lol it was at mcdonalds I was waiting on line and he decided to go into the playplace (visualize he is 6'2 and like 280 pounds) he was coming down the slide because he really had to stuff all of a sudden while he was in there he hit his head on the top of the slide and just let loose hahahahah i kniw there is no punctuation in this at all but i dont care.

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Ok thought about this for awhile and now have an answer.

Make like a mad man to the bathroom.

Find first open stall and drop trowsers.

Remove underware since that is shot :lol:

Clean up back there and unfortualy use the Toilet water with TP to clean up if possilbe wash undeware in toliet to use that as a rag.

Make sure you flush alot to clean out the underware so you can clean yourself up.

After that dry that area out back there with either handtowls , TP or Hot Air Hand dryer if you can lock the door to the bathroom.

If not you might get some wierd looks from the people walking in and see you airing out your ass.

Also make sure to throw away your old underware by no means try to flush it , becuase sharting in your parts will be the least of your problems.

Put pants back on, pay bill and get rolling.

You dont want this to happen again if your sans underware.

If that does happen your fuged :lol:

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Here is the scenario...... Your all dressed up for a nite out on the town and your out at a nice restaurant. You have had to fart for a good 20 minutes so you decide to try too squeeze a teaser, and hope its not too loud. About mid squeeze, the look on your face changes as you realize you just dropped some lumber in the linens. What do you do next??? :blink:

That actually happened to me this morning, thought I was pushin air :(

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Ok thought about this for awhile and now have an answer.

Make like a mad man to the bathroom.

Find first open stall and drop trowsers.

Remove underware since that is shot :lol:

Clean up back there and unfortualy use the Toilet water with TP to clean up if possilbe wash undeware in toliet to use that as a rag.

Make sure you flush alot to clean out the underware so you can clean yourself up.

After that dry that area out back there with either handtowls , TP or Hot Air Hand dryer if you can lock the door to the bathroom.

If not you might get some wierd looks from the people walking in and see you airing out your ass.

Also make sure to throw away your old underware by no means try to flush it , becuase sharting in your parts will be the least of your problems.

Put pants back on, pay bill and get rolling.

You dont want this to happen again if your sans underware.

If that does happen your fuged :lol:

that works if you didnt go commando that day..:lol:

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QUOTE (Plan_B @ Feb 22 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That actually happened to me this morning, thought I was pushin air :(

nope just a gerbil

I would stick my hand down there and pick it out and throw it agains the wall...

while people grossed out that there is shit on the wall and looking at it... you quickly duck out of the place and the bill

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nope just a gerbil

I would stick my hand down there and pick it out and throw it agains the wall...

while people grossed out that there is shit on the wall and looking at it... you quickly duck out of the place and the bill

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I can totally picture you doing that :lol: :lol:

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