Spanky Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Here is the scenario...... Your all dressed up for a nite out on the town and your out at a nice restaurant. You have had to fart for a good 20 minutes so you decide to try too squeeze a teaser, and hope its not too loud. About mid squeeze, the look on your face changes as you realize you just dropped some lumber in the linens. What do you do next??? :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew_the_fox Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude im so drunk vandj ust got home, and I found this quite hysterical, i actually know a dude who sharted i was with him lol it was at mcdonalds I was waiting on line and he decided to go into the playplace (visualize he is 6'2 and like 280 pounds) he was coming down the slide because he really had to stuff all of a sudden while he was in there he hit his head on the top of the slide and just let loose hahahahah i kniw there is no punctuation in this at all but i dont care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 crap I voted for myself .......what would I do ? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PharmD Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Call Chilled is the obvious answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownSoldier Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 crap I voted for myself .......what would I do ? Just Chill Mister, :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ok thought about this for awhile and now have an answer. Make like a mad man to the bathroom. Find first open stall and drop trowsers. Remove underware since that is shot Clean up back there and unfortualy use the Toilet water with TP to clean up if possilbe wash undeware in toliet to use that as a rag. Make sure you flush alot to clean out the underware so you can clean yourself up. After that dry that area out back there with either handtowls , TP or Hot Air Hand dryer if you can lock the door to the bathroom. If not you might get some wierd looks from the people walking in and see you airing out your ass. Also make sure to throw away your old underware by no means try to flush it , becuase sharting in your parts will be the least of your problems. Put pants back on, pay bill and get rolling. You dont want this to happen again if your sans underware.If that does happen your fuged :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan_B Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Here is the scenario...... Your all dressed up for a nite out on the town and your out at a nice restaurant. You have had to fart for a good 20 minutes so you decide to try too squeeze a teaser, and hope its not too loud. About mid squeeze, the look on your face changes as you realize you just dropped some lumber in the linens. What do you do next??? That actually happened to me this morning, thought I was pushin air :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jippi 855 GLT Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Ok thought about this for awhile and now have an answer. Make like a mad man to the bathroom. Find first open stall and drop trowsers. Remove underware since that is shot Clean up back there and unfortualy use the Toilet water with TP to clean up if possilbe wash undeware in toliet to use that as a rag. Make sure you flush alot to clean out the underware so you can clean yourself up. After that dry that area out back there with either handtowls , TP or Hot Air Hand dryer if you can lock the door to the bathroom. If not you might get some wierd looks from the people walking in and see you airing out your ass. Also make sure to throw away your old underware by no means try to flush it , becuase sharting in your parts will be the least of your problems. Put pants back on, pay bill and get rolling. You dont want this to happen again if your sans underware.If that does happen your fuged that works if you didnt go commando that day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7 VII 7 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 QUOTE (Plan_B @ Feb 22 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>That actually happened to me this morning, thought I was pushin air nope just a gerbilI would stick my hand down there and pick it out and throw it agains the wall...while people grossed out that there is shit on the wall and looking at it... you quickly duck out of the place and the bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreo931 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 nope just a gerbilI would stick my hand down there and pick it out and throw it agains the wall...while people grossed out that there is shit on the wall and looking at it... you quickly duck out of the place and the billHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAI can totally picture you doing that :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilled man Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 that works if you didnt go commando that day..who goes comando other then chicks ? and dont tell me if you do I really dont want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'93 Dave Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Call Chilled is the obvious answerthats what i voted for :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sconeman Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I can't believe you're getting more responses than my exhaust poll. what does this say about the VS community p.s. chilled gets my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky Posted February 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I can't believe you're getting more responses than my exhaust poll. what does this say about the VS community p.s. chilled gets my vote :lol: They sound kinda like a remus ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest_sconeman_* Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 :lol: They sound kinda like a remus HAHAHHAAH :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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