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okey, lali -lah- lalilah - polilaha jajilla - laljia -- pop-- budumbumpum...lol :lol::lol::lol:

you went to bed to early biatch

Levurn there is no way in hell I am meeting up with you tommarrow to pick up them seats next weekend

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fuck its 5:14am

damn strippers

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"I'll eat your jerk hole alive you oh yeah!"

"Come say it to my face I'll monkey you in your jerk in front of everybody"

"You can't last two minutes in my world oh yeah!"

"Scared like a little white tazzy, scared of the real man"

"I'll monkey you till you love me my mother"-Mike Tyson

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so tonight ended with a $100+ bar tab in G-Town (DC) a pizza in a random guys face for being rude to some girls... and a cab that did not speak English and did not know where to take us.... well it was fun :)

you type too well to be drunk. go get some more alcohol.

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takes me a lot to get drruuuuuuuuunk... 100+ and still just a bit tipsy... GF is wasted though.. she is playing Guitar Hero II in my room and I am here... for now.

Your GF is wasted... you're tipsy... and you need to get the hell back in your room and break open an economy sized pack of condoms and get to work. Hurry go! no questions, no hesitations... get your freak on.

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I got hit on by a drunk massage therapists tonight, i was game until she said: Blah blah blah my son blah blah blah. GAME OVER. Damn, I need a good massage.

hahahaha

if you find a really fat girl she can use her arm flab to massage your upper back

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