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haha

man i was wasted last night...

i gotta say though... i only really cared when i was drunk...shes a beautiful girl but nothing more.  theres PLENTY around here, some even have a personality to match.  somehow i still miss the simplicity and emptiness that was her whole self... ahhh well.  i didnt mean that as cold as it sounded... oh yes i did. 

lol i sound like such a little kid in my first post.... my readign/typing level was that of a 2 yr old

o its easy to pick up chicks when you got a volvo..they like the saftey :D

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I guess this post belongs here...

So I'm at work today, and I'm opening up all the shiz that comes UPS, and I grab a box with no packing slip on it, and I see that its from a company that we buy some crap from, I open up the box, and what's in it? Oh just a fifth of Johhny Walker Black Label..

BOO YEAH.. sweet... made my day...

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Well, did x-mas shopping the right way today...picked up a bottle of So-co headed to the mall slipped it into my pocked and began shopping. After almost the whole bottle was gone and my buzzz was null i took all of my crap and headed home. It was nice, didn't really pay attention to any of the dicks or hear the pissy kids crying. I think i've found a solution :)

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Well, did x-mas shopping the right way today...picked up a bottle of So-co headed to the mall slipped it into my pocked and began shopping. After almost the whole bottle was gone and my buzzz was null i took all of my crap and headed home. It was nice, didn't really pay attention to any of the dicks or hear the pissy kids crying. I think i've found a solution  :)

lol, drunk shopping.. even the most difficult and annoying tasks can be made bearable with a little Sococola.

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