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haha at my previous post, i had been working on a homecoming float for the parade and proceeded to get smashed, then did two shots of everclear right before i walked home (which was trouble) and then as soon as I walked in the door I knew that the folks over here at my local Volvospeed forum would appreciate how smashed I am more than an email to my sister or something.

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Who hates when they take a piss, and they are not wearing absorbant underwears (silk, poly ect..), and it dribbles down the leg after. I just got a bad case of that. Damn shorts for underwear.

Anybody here enjoy drinking alone? I certinly do, me the bottle and the bong (and the damn homo cats)

Anybody woke up in a church? I did two days ago. It was a rough day, so I drank, and did some shrooms after work as usual, and around 9pm went out to the bars with a couple close buds. Can't remember past twelve, but I know there were strippers and blow involved as well. I came too at around five am, next to a priest, and my other buddy under my arms. That was so faqued up. The priest started preaching psyco-babble, so I bolted after screaming "what the faq" in the church, and left my buddy (still passed outA) with the priest preaching shat.Anybody had a morning like that? I called into work sick that morning, called the buddy bthat wasn't in the church, and got hammered with him again as he told me about the night.

Anybody hate night's where you can't rember strippers, blow, pole and mushrooms? I certinly don't, that was a great night, and I know others will come.

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Who hates when they take a piss, and they are not wearing absorbant underwears (silk, poly ect..), and it dribbles down the leg after. I just got a bad case of that. Damn shorts for underwear.

Anybody here enjoy drinking alone? I certinly do, me the bottle and the bong (and the damn homo cats)

Anybody woke up in a church? I did two days ago. It was a rough day, so I drank, and did some shrooms after work as usual, and around 9pm went out to the bars with a couple close buds. Can't remember past twelve, but I know there were strippers and blow involved as well. I came too at around five am, next to a priest, and my other buddy under my arms. That was so faqued up. The priest started preaching psyco-babble, so I bolted after screaming "what the faq" in the church, and left my buddy (still passed outA) with the priest preaching shat.Anybody had a morning like that? I called into work sick that morning, called the buddy bthat wasn't in the church, and got hammered with him again as he told me about the night.

Anybody hate night's where you can't rember strippers, blow, weed and mushrooms? I certinly don't, that was a great night, and I know others will come.

ill be honest, this makes me a little worried about you.

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ill be honest, this makes me a little worried about you.

Why is that? Its only a little though, its okay. As a good quote goes "I've lost my actions in the grooves of routine, So I may never be free of this apathy". I'm 23, and can afford to have nights like that, and qiute enjoy hearing about them. i'M drinking as I type this, with the bong in my pereferial vision. I'm only going to live once, at least I left the volvo parked that whole night. Never mix booze and driving, unless you don't like driving. Plus the priests name was Reverand McPhearson, at least I got that, I think he was staring at my buddy shawns slong.

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