Jump to content
Volvospeed Forums

Post here when you're drunk or hungover


JHEIII874T5M

Recommended Posts

So last night. Dear god. My Halloween party.

I drank a bottle of Canadian Club, did about three shotguns, and had four shots that my buddy was making of 99 Bananas and 151.

I broke a vase, threw up (something I very rarely do), APPARENTLY poking TOOK MAPLE SYRUP IN A BEERBONG MATT YOU COCKBAG, and passed the monkey out at like 11:00, in my bed thankfully.

I woke up this morning naked with my phone under my bed and a beercan jamming into my ribs. I love life.

I laughed, really, really, really hard at the maple syrup thing. HAHAHAHAHA.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

dude your so young. you have no idea the girl/bitch headaches you have coming.

split the lips an d walk away.

for real... you are young... if you even for a second feel bad then you need to re-think your manhood

girls are a dime a dozen when you are that young... especially if you are on MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I went to a party with my friends and didnt know anyone so I just got really drunk. but i stayed within my own limits. dont you hate when everyone is like omg sober up you drank to much and you feel fine you just cant talk. the best part is the ringleader of the jake needs to sober up brigade is sick now and im perfectly fine. ha. my costume was a hit at least.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

great nite B) ....for some reason the Spartan Cheerleader costume was a hit with the girls...i cant explain why B) . one chic was particularly obsessed with my costume...idk she was grinding and eventually a picture was taken. idk.

but i had to walk one of my friends back to his apartment, he barfed all over a garage just a couple steps from the party we were at.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Natty in the Nati? Yes.

Im glad the thread that this is is at bottome of the page so I could find it, otherwise i start my own thread. grape drink is the best, RAs suck fat wang, beer pong i was too drunk and sucked but thats aiight because its one of those games that losing iswinning cuz then the you get to drink hard, and thats good. i stole no parkin signs and heated up cheese fries on them becaue i had no plates, twas sweet, now i sleep for sho, but not rly cuz i drunk and party, and the bitch i was maccin on started pukin, FAIL, so ima have to get that later and gas is $1.99 here in the NATI and $30 got me 3/4 a tank of V-POWAH 93, FTMFW.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...