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Last Night:

Over the course of an hour, and in this order:

Shot of tequila, a kamikaze, flaming doctor pepper, jagerbomb, double shot of tequila, chugged a beer.

Drank a bit for the next two hours, apparently went to Sheetz, then came back home and this story occurs:

Roommate and I are both hammered

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Roommate (6' 1", ~250 pounds) says something.

I (5' 9", ~140 pounds) smack him in the face.

He pushes me over a couch and locks himself in his room.

I back myself into the bathroom across from his door and kick it down, taking off a good chunk of the trim.

He grabs piece of trim and checks me with it, causing it to break into my face. Bleeding chin.

Other roommate comes out and steps between us before I manage to swing a piece of wood back at him.

We go to our respective sides of the apartment.

10 minutes later I walk into his room and say "woah dude, that wasn't supposed to happen". We laugh hysterically.

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Last Night:

Over the course of an hour, and in this order:

Shot of tequila, a kamikaze, flaming doctor pepper, jagerbomb, double shot of tequila, chugged a beer.

Drank a bit for the next two hours, apparently went to Sheetz, then came back home and this story occurs:

Roommate and I are both hammered

Size reference: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2...145990_1944.jpg

Roommate (6' 1", ~250 pounds) says something.

I (5' 9", ~140 pounds) smack him in the face.

He pushes me over a couch and locks himself in his room.

I back myself into the bathroom across from his door and kick it down, taking off a good chunk of the trim.

He grabs piece of trim and checks me with it, causing it to break into my face. Bleeding chin.

Other roommate comes out and steps between us before I manage to swing a piece of wood back at him.

We go to our respective sides of the apartment.

10 minutes later I walk into his room and say "woah dude, that wasn't supposed to happen". We laugh hysterically.

hahahahaha, sounds like JMU in a nutshell

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dear god, haha much yukon jack tonight. almost killed a handle between me and three friends. i managed to make myself puke, whcih is a rare occurance. now i feel like a champ. lots of people at the party i was at... still managed to go home alone though somehow haha fail, oh well too drunk to do anything anyway

i love this thread

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SIDS I get the right reds butttonzsssssssssssssssssssssssss? I thinks I qualfieys i am so drunkssss I don't kniow what's happeni f donight. But I foundedededededededededed my roomate. His friends are roomate with by frunends and we both gettrtttttttttttttttttttrtttttttrrrrfa drunk. And we draw peniseseseesesesseses ion the cats windows with dews points

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SIDS I get the right reds butttonzsssssssssssssssssssssssss? I thinks I qualfieys i am so drunkssss I don't kniow what's happeni f donight. But I foundedededededededededed my roomate. His friends are roomate with by frunends and we both gettrtttttttttttttttttttrtttttttrrrrfa drunk. And we draw peniseseseesesesseses ion the cats windows with dews points

lol wut :huh:

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