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Are you working or taking some time off? If it's vacation then you're doing it right.

I work from home (and at starbucks to meet clients)... so yea. Just drinking because of a shitty way to start the morning.

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soooooooooooo my buddy Nick who is about 5'10 and about 4 feet wide was walking through a bar and said

"excuse me" to a girl that he was trying to get through.

the girl, who weighed more than me and was 5' 8" said.. "Go F yourself"

my buddy Nick turned around and goes... are you serious?

Girls says "yes, go f yourself"

Nick then goes off in his ex-marine way......... "who the f do you think you are you gapped tooth fat a$$ bitch?"

Girl did not say a thing... Nick continued... "I say excuse me and your rude fat fing ass starts going off? Fix the gap in you teeth and loose 100lbs before you talk to any person and you might have something to say"

The girl and her friends say NOTHING.

It was so quite and then I pop my head in and say..... "YEAH!!"

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a lot of vodka, long islands.. even stonewall Ilya is drunk like a skunk.. fuck. never mix tequila with long island ice teas

NICE.

So I was at this bar in Pacific heights with some friends and I had about 7 drinks in 1 hour. The waitress was SUPER cute so I asked for her #.. she said,.. "sorry, i have a boyfriend" then she gives me my bill and says.. "if it's any consolation my boyfriend is russian too" hahahahahaha. I told her she has good taste and wrote down my # on the bill.

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