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well i know if i say something i will be in trouble. chicks find out no matter what!!!!!

in a nut shell "blonde, futon, my "Volvo guys do it safer" tshirt, and no, not sex. just a good jerk time."

ps: i actually was wearing my volvo guys do it safer tshirt so....it was that much better!!!!

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Yo, green is good.

my buddy and i went gas hunting cause there is this big rumour about a $0.30 gas spooge in my own face - i think it's I'm dumb.. anyhow

so we did that then ceom home and got high

Then my housemates were atching Elecktra (Jennifer Garner is so hot) so me and my buddy went and played forsa

Here is what we raced

Me - My Buddy - Won

R class Skyline - R class NSX - NSX

Crazy Chrysler car - Some other S class car - Other S car

Then we started to play our cars vs. other cars

S60R - RSX Type-S © - S60R

S60R - NSX (A) - S60R

S60R - Like a viper or something (GT or R class) - S60R

S60R - some S class car (like an R8) - Tied the game so close the game screwed up

It was pretty major, the S60R was winning crazy races and it was totally undermatched. My buddy and i were freaking out and declaring the S60R the best car in the world.

Good drunk and volvo related story.

laterzzzzzzzz

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[00:50] K98S70R: haha, ok

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