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checkin in... labour day weekend up here and the WX is miserable..

peace and love,

shake and bake..... THAT JUST HAPPENED!

oh, and for deets on how to get sh!t canned playing tiget woods check out out blog, and also for a pic of balls!

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well the night started out with some flip cup... then some random girl shows up to play some flip cup...well this girl is all over me...well i play it cool...well i find out she just had her boobs done about a 2 weeks ago. So i beg this girl for about 10 minutes to show me...she does and they are awesome...so she leaves after that goes down to another party....a few minutes pass and im like i want to see them again...so i go down and pull down her shirt.down and see them again once again amazed by these boobs..well this hippie looking dude (which is a friend of her's) doesn't like this at all...long story made short i saw some nice boobs and the hippie tried to fight me...haha great night...if i hadn't of pulled her shirt down i would be poking the stuff out of her right now...im a drunkass...haha...

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What is up with friends being assholes, when they are drunk? ..long story short, don't mess with friends when they are trying TOO hard to hook up with a girl and then it blows up in their face and they take it personal when you tell them "i told you so"....

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My body is tellen me to get back in bed... but my ass is tellen me not to stray away from the toilet... Fuck you Moe's 5$ mondays.... Doesnt go well with beer and smoke... Woa there it is again PEACE

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