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bah if its past 11:30 am or before 10:00am you are not allowed to be shirt on or soberish

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aw stuff son if im after like wedsnay night on everyuclear this kid says hes drunk im not looking at the keyboard this is banginf everclear is so ba i wana make love to that girls face she is so pretty dude so pretty so fine yeah and she doesnt think shes that fine like i dont see that resemblance that is really gay right now whoa i feel it dude i deel it i fleel it i feel it ahhh feeling itm feelin it whoa it just hit me dude im feetin good and hes like ahhhhhh elcohol whoa im kinda trippin but my legs are big and hary like mother monkeyier mu pemnos is so big its like disabantage ad i broke her in we coildnt have sex ehe was wtoo tingight iw anted to make love to her drimnk so me ore acolonmmm aldoocne delicitionsim chillin dude im gonna take a walk

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man, chicks are weird...i was pised at tis chick today and my chick is all mad coz i mad at this other chick. what i donno, i'm sure things will be cool behy friday

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DUDE I GOT do p[m doardsster goin we just roolin we just stroling its great f\ fyuusdfjtn kwhnrs!!!!ere rs the keyrekig oba

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DUDE I GOT do p[m doardsster goin we just roolin we just stroling its great f\ fyuusdfjtn kwhnrs!!!!ere rs the keyrekig oba

:angry: This thread aint an excuse to type like a monkey( :monkey: ).

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:angry: This thread aint an excuse to type like a monkey( :monkey: ).

alring homie thi aing t a hat eprot sthis ia apfun post tos dont be hating oj my stuff main . mr dump drunk guy the 401 doug gbrptehre starited this pwest just to be a chill fest alrogjt ... 19 shots eversclear later with kello ya know we gonna dowet down alrignt of yuou cdidnt read the post origninal if you aidnt doanw dont spaeak

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ha! i tink i am the forum duink....man 5 saphire and tonics will fdo you in!!!!!!!!! my chick ditched me tonight, whatever. Got my ball joints finishaed today WOOT. Da,m its only 11, early night, o well, thwew is allways satyeday

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I had a few martini's last night but passed out before I could post :*( oh well next weekend

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I drank half a bottle of whisky at the fair last night and I was monkeyed up all morning.

I don't remember how I got home, shame I didn't post something here.

All YOU bitches are soft.

I'm on my 5th glass of wine (mr. backspace is my best friend), and things be floatin around, and yes, men drink wine. Fools.

And on top of that, me's in a hurricane... what now? chaos, that's what. have fun.

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PPsshhh you all wish you had enough tolerence to drink Canadian Beer.

5 % aint nothin to us.......

sooon as you drink a 24 of max ice (7.1%) is when you can talk...

i'm hammered, night night

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